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barosexual 

A sexual orientation of which a person can love no human being on the planet except Cha Sun Woo from B1A4
Person A : OMG look that guy is cute
Person B : please, I'm barosexual
barosexual by jinyoungsbutt February 8, 2013

Bedosexual 

Someone who becomes overly attracted to beds instead of humans to the point he/she wants to just stay in bed all day and sleep without any interruption
Some random person: oh bro you look so tired
Haseeb: oh yeah i am so tired i am awake for days now and all i want is my bed and some sleep but stupid Ellie wants me to stay up with her so i broke up with that ho and decide im gonna turn Bedosexual
Bedosexual by Inmate4587 February 27, 2019

Bandosexual 

a person who is either only sexually attracted to band geeks or is a band geek themselves and only dates other fellow band geeks. is not used meaning a band that has group sex together.
Guy Band Geek: that girl could play my clarinet anytime
Other Kid: you're so bandosexual
Bandosexual by Pseudonym_10 July 7, 2014

Beardsexual 

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.
Beardsexual by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016

blartosexual 

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.
I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.
blartosexual by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019

barlosexual

A term used to describe an individual who exhibits sexual interest or behavior towards bees or those who identify as bees. The derogatory term for those who identify as such is a “kaan.”
Despite many odd looks and questions from her peers, Lily remained firm in her barlosexual identity, finding attraction in bees only.
barlosexual by HappyCleaner82 October 2, 2023