In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.
by el kevo May 14, 2005
A male specimen whose wildly bushy beard acts a shield of armor to conceal the underlying inner weirdo from the outer world.
Sorry sir, we have a strict policy of not hiring beardos at the day care center. ZZ Top reached considerable fame despite being fronted by two beardos. The CCTV agency has yet to solve the "beardo factor". The newsroom has been receiving mounting complaints of a beardo shouting at joggers in the park. He thought of himself as an enigma riddled with mystery, while his co-workers felt he was an unsettling beardo.
by triumphofthetonguetwister August 27, 2022
by MinistryOfDEW November 9, 2019
An all-around weird man (shape, appearance, voice, choice of words) with eccentric love for his beard.
See Harvey Westmoreland on YouTube
See Harvey Westmoreland on YouTube
by Bquizz March 24, 2011
Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.
Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"
Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>
Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"
Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"
Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>
Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"
Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"
by BeardoFinder March 6, 2008
Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border.
A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.
A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.
A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.
A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.
by Jobadiah February 10, 2009
Beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of California. His musical compositions are generally about low-life's, destroying the government, or making life a party. The genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. So far his most popular song has been "John Lennon," however it hasn't been put up for download. However he does have 3 songs, available on iTunes, called "Girls Girls Girls and Pills" "Losers" and "On the Run. He is signed with Shoot to Kill records. Beardo is usually assosciated with a group of rap artists, The Dyslexic Speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy).
by lucdshiznat June 2, 2008