Beard Ride 

One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.

Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

Beard Ride by Beardofgod October 26, 2013

Beard Ride 

The act of seeing, in a concert setting, the bearded entertainers going hard in their musical spirit to give the audience the full experience. Even in certain circumstances join the audience to give their full effect of the beard ride. Not a sexual innuendo in any way.

The act of seeing Larry and his Flask in a live concert would be considered a Beard Ride.

Beard Ride by oldgoals May 9, 2011

Ride his board 

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

Ride his board by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

not gana ride a hover board 

Pussy

If you don't ride a hover board you are a pussy
IE not gana ride a hover board means that you are a pussy

not gana ride a hover board by Johnjohnnyjohnson May 3, 2018

riders beared 

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

riders beared by Hryduahegsudhdhrhrudjdhdjwshhs April 16, 2019