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Beanland 

1. Mythical island abundantly overflowing with bean plants and beans.

2. An ideal place or state; paradise; utopia. (Cf. Arcadia, Elysium)
"Beanland: Most blessed and splendiferous realm, bountifully over-endowed with bean plants of every size, shape and variety imaginable. Fields have no need of the plough, and all cultivation of beans by what few happy individuals live there is wholly inessential, as nature provides more than enough for their needs. Grass is utterly absent on account of all the bean plants, and habitants there live a hundred years or more"

Being a motor and railway enthusiast, Winston was practically in Beanland at the sight of all the old automobiles and steam engines in the museum
Beanland by Charlemagne1993 December 29, 2016

bonerland 

According to Bart Simpson, this country was discovered in 1942 by "some guy."
Edna Krabappel, "our country isn't called America any more. It's Bonerland."
bonerland by bumbobway April 9, 2004

banterland

1. A place where banter occurs non-stop. Entrance is usually restricted to so called 'banterlads'.
2. Banter HQ
1. those guys were hilarious, it was banterland.
2. I cant believe i got rejected from banterland, I was just too boring
banterland by JCVD1 April 16, 2012

Beanerang 

The act of a mexican person trying to get across the border and horribly failing and having his ass thrown right back into mexico.
Toss that beanerang back where it came from Billy!
Beanerang by Lisa Armstrong October 27, 2003

beanervan 

any van that a mexican drives, usually (but not always) a ford aerostar or fullsize chevy van. may also be a gmc safari, chevy astro, dodge caravan. beanervans are used to transport illegals across the border.
did you see all the damn mexicans sleeping in that beanervan in the parkinglot?!
beanervan by chin nuts July 12, 2007

beanland 

A beanland is a person with a fucking huge head which would be comparable to the moon or something of similar size or stature
-see that beanland?
-couldn't miss him, blocked out the sun for 9 minutes.
beanland by GAZFTW March 9, 2009