To bean bag someone is to hit them with a grenade in the body, usually in the chest. with a grenade fired from an ULG (Underslung Grenade Launcher) the term comes originated from Call Of Duty 4,
"Did you see that? i just bean bagged him straight in the chest!"
by I Mike636 I August 17, 2008
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A reference to doggy style gay sex where the pitcher's abnormally long balls (bean bag) swing in a pendulum like manner and strike the underside of the catcher's fleshy meat sac (bean bag).
Gay Guy 1: "oh my cubes are so bruised from that vicious game of bean bag tag last night."

Gay Guy 2: "did you play with joe again?"

Gay Guy 1: "yea, when he gets his momentum going his nuts are like two cannonballs in a pair of nylons!"

Gay Guy 2: "Yea i know what that is like... his flesh bag is a wrecking ball designed for crushing man bags."
by gay guy one October 20, 2008
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When a mans penis is so small or his scrotum is unusually large, that the penis lays engulfed in his sack like a small baby in a large bean bag.
Ernesto - "I thought sergio didn't have a penis at first, but then noticed it was hard to find because he had a baby in a bean bag."
by Dmitri Austin May 25, 2010
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name for a dear freind that is so stupid that the only occupation he would be good at would be as a fuckshit bean bag
shane is such a fuck shit bean bag, he should not even be holding a raisin
by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 26, 2005
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The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.
Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.
by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023
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A st8 girl who only hangs out with gay chics. Instead of the word Fag Hag, A st8 girl that hangs with gay boys.
Becky is such a bean bag now a days, With all the baby dikes!
by DCGlitter November 29, 2007
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