bean bag

(v) The act of plopping ones exposed breasts on to a head or face.

"Ibuprofen? For a headache!? Honey, I just bean bag my man. It's a whole lot cheaper than all those pills."

by NattyRose May 11, 2009

bean bagged

When someone places their scrotum on you

Hey when Tod was asleep last night I bean bagged him and he didn't even know

by plutoloco4 December 14, 2008

Bean Bag

A douchebag who happens to be Mexican/ a beaner.

That wannabe cholo is such a fucking bean bag.

by Ahoohoo January 9, 2015

Bean-bagging

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.

"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"

by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan July 5, 2007

bean bag

when a girl places her clitoris on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping person.

claire passed out earl at the party so sara bean bagged her then punched her in the box.

by BB GUNNN March 14, 2011

bean-bag

Can mean the person is being given a hard time.

Can mean someone has been rejected.

Can mean someone is ignoring someone.

Can infer position of power

I see your chick sent you to the bean-bag.

I gave that guy who asked me out the bean-bag.

I see your girlfriend is giving your the bean-bag treatment.

Im the one on the bean-bag in this situation.

by hs101 September 7, 2011

Bean Bag

A state of catatonic pleasure often caused buy an intense period of sitting around doing fuck all, drinking Special brew. Shamians have trained for years to reach such a state, but "bean bag" is often aquired by homeless people in glasgow at least 16 times a day, untill they collapse

*A Hobo reaches "bean Bag" for the 7th time in one day*
Hobo 1"hooooo fuckin noooo way this is like a sack of dead unwanted kittens, but better cos theres no cats involved"
Hobo 2"indeed"
Hobo 1"yes, indeed"

by penis-vagina July 30, 2005