Beachist

A person who, on a beautiful weekday, will all day complain at their cubicle and claim to hate any and all persons currently enjoying the day at the beach.

That Jamie just sits there and moans all day about the people at the beach, what a BEACHIST!

Beachist by Viperblaze July 15, 2009

Brachistrochrone Curve 

Describes the most efficient path of trajectory for an
object with an even ballistic coefficient drag force
travelling in a parabolic arch.

This object however must be travelling at any fraction
of gravity's constant speed (9.8 metres per second per second).

'Kim Jong Un's intercontinental ballistic missiles have an uneven
ballistic coefficient, so this must be compensated with the

brachistrochrone curve for best results.'

Brachistrochrone Curve by Johann Bernoulli June 2, 2018

Belchist

Honorary title given to only those who produce the stankiest, loudest, most fucked-up burps one could ever imagine. Also used as a derogatory term for one whose breath smells like shit.

MAN 1: Let’s invite Steve over tonight for some liver and onions.

MAN 2: Dude, no way, Steve’s a fuckin’ belchist. I can’t hold a conversation with him without gagging.

Belchist by Fartist March 5, 2023

BeachStar 

A Champagne Supernova *°`•`°*
🌻april.june∆

If you know, you know>>>the.one.and.only©BeachStar

BeachStar by CodeName---K.N.D!! March 20, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016