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Same as "Jesus", 'cept ghetto. The lips don't flap round
those consonants sometimes like they do fo' white fo'ks.

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"Help me, BeJebus!"
by UCSteve July 17, 2009
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A muse/radiohead esque band who sent me a free e.p. in the post.
I'm going to listen to some Bejebus.
by Jimboblious November 19, 2008
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synonym for the original term baracas which literally means "to fuck ones own mother and shit on her chest"
you mean to say youve never tried a baracas before? david loves it.
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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the above character was incorrect, it is actually an antonym for baracas.
you dont fuck your mom and shit on her chest, your a bejebus (rather than a baracas)
by Anonymous January 15, 2003
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bejebus ramsacks his mam.. eats her shit and drinks her piss day and night and he enjoys it..
give me a bejebus nick
by Fort Mac January 15, 2003
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