the saltiest nut

Masturbating while crying.

“I busted the saltiest nut over Jessica yesterday”

by nottherealilluminati June 25, 2018

Nut chops

It is the hair growth on a set of nuts like pork chops only nut chops on the the balls

I love your nut chops it brings them out so nicely love the nuts chop comb over

by Crazy porncougar November 7, 2021

nut clacking

The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard

Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool

by dank-smoker32 October 21, 2013

Nut Bungee

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022

Nut crumbles

Oreo like substance found under nut sack..

While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.

by Tete8 July 3, 2017

Nut squash

When a male’s nuts are being squashed or squeezed by something

My friend accidentally nut squashed me when sh lad a boiling hot cup of tea on my nut sack

by Biggest brain December 13, 2022

Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.

I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022