Name commonly used to refer to Michael Bay's Transformers, to denote the fact that Michael Bay's Transformers and real Transformers have somewhere between very little and nothing at all to do with one another and are two separate and distinct properties. For example, the original Transformers were a fun and entertaining series of TV shows, comic books, toys and an animated movie that inspired imaginations with their distinct, colorful, and recognizable characters. Bayformers, on the other hand, is a massive pile of overproduced steaming shit full of poorly designed "characters" that are either indistinguishable CGI clusterfucks or underwritten human actors representing ridiculous and asinine cliches, neither of which you give a crap about.
"Do you like the Transformers movie?"
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
"Yes. Unless of course you mean Bayformers, which was 2 hours of heinous eyeball rape. But the real Transformers film made in '86 was good."
by Ed Woody February 20, 2012
Michael Bay's new movie, Transformers, is often called "Bayformers". This is because his movies suck so bad, and people coined the phrase to make fun of Bay's upcoming crap-ola fest.
"This film has a lot more going for it so far than the upcoming Bayformers."
"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"
"Bayformers is Michael Bay's new CGI and live action film"
by Davo A. February 7, 2007
Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.
by Ariel Aries December 23, 2020
A derisive term utilizing a Cybertronian explitive "slagging" a rough analog of the "Eff" word,describing hardened dross from the smelting process.
The word slag is also a defamatory descriptor in the UK. Combining the aforementioned and Bayformers a portmanteau of Michael Bay's surname and the Hasbro property Transformers
The word slag is also a defamatory descriptor in the UK. Combining the aforementioned and Bayformers a portmanteau of Michael Bay's surname and the Hasbro property Transformers
Slaggin' Bayformers ! :-L - DarthNotsonice
by Morrandir March 31, 2010