by SEPPUCR0W May 18, 2018
by Butthole aids May 17, 2018
The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian May 31, 2018
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009
1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.
2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"
by MoparMan85 December 16, 2009