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Verb-comes from the popular yellow and pink cake. Shoving battenburg cake up someone's anus. Can be for sexual pleasure or simply a solution for disposing of left over cake.
Can also be interpreted as a threat.
"Hey Donny, if you don't gimme my money by thursday imma sneak into your house and battenburg you! D'ya hear?!"
Guy to girlfriend "hey baby, this may be a little weird but would you be into battenburging?"
by LabiaMcRash February 13, 2012
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