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When someone hides in a closet at a party and once two people stumble in the room and begin sexual intercourse, the person in the closet begins to masturbate and runs out of closet, cums on the female's back, and runs out of the room.
"I pulled the bate and run on Alex's new wife last night!"

"Haha nice man! How did that turn out for them?"

"They're getting a divorce."

"Worth it."

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"Dale tried pulling the ol' bate and run on Krysten last night, but it didn't turn out quite right."

"How so?"

"He miscalculated and came on Hank instead."
by I'm a fucking lady December 30, 2011