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bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

farging bastage 

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.
"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"
farging bastage by Anonymous October 11, 2003
Negative term to describe another person. Very similar to BASTARD but without saying the person is lacking of a Father.
That bastage Darren annoys me All DAY at work.
Bastage by AceTW September 26, 2004
Term referring to the word bastard, often used to get around language filters in online games.
OMG! They Killed 1337skillz! You bastages!!
bastage by Purplepig2 July 29, 2007

fargen bastages 

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.
Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.

farging bastage 

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."