by Real boi2526 January 13, 2019
Basketball
The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.
Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.
Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.
These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.
Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
The only American sport which has managed to catch on almost everywhere on Earth, due to the absence of gayness, obesity, laziness and stupidity among athletes and fans which characterise other American sports.
Actually the only sport which can claim to be a true American sport, being the only mainstream sport to have its roots in the US.
Due to the presence of dribbling, individual creativity and a general emphasis on skilful play and not brainless muscle, as found in international sports like Football(soccer), Rugby, Hockey etc. Basketball has spread around the world and is truly loved everywhere, even though it may not have supplanted the afore-mentioned sports.
These attributes, however, are what alienate brainless, know-nothing, ADD-wracked Americans who claim to be sports fans, making it only third in popularity in America, behind American Fatball and Boreball.
Hoops Kobe Bryant Cross-over Three-pointer Michael Jordan
by TheYellowandGreenofMancunia August 12, 2010
by Waowwhatacharacter August 23, 2016
by DorasOnCrack November 7, 2022
The best sport in the world
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.
Hockey sucks(its gone and i love it)
Soccer is for puccys
Baseball another puccy sport were bitches have to take steriods to get strong.
Football another good sport.No puccys and no faggots who have to take steriods.
a faggot would say:
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball
"lets go play (baseball,hockey,soccer)
A normal person would say
"lets go play basketball
by You dont know shit March 11, 2005
Derrick are you going to college?
Chea mayne, iz plaen basitbawl fo libskum kollij
Don't you mean basketball?
Wateva maynee
Chea mayne, iz plaen basitbawl fo libskum kollij
Don't you mean basketball?
Wateva maynee
by basitbawl April 16, 2009
The best sport ever created. It's what I live for, it takes skill to play it, you need to be fit to play. You see some of those NBA players who just play for the money, and they walk up and down the court wile real players are running and scoring on them. Honeslty, if you don't like it, eat shi.
Girl 1: Hey, you coming to basketball practice tonight?
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
by AllDayBaller April 20, 2009