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So ugly that your parents do not even want to look at you, so you must stay in the basement your whole life. Basely is a step above homely on the ugly scale. No one can be uglier than a basely person. If you are basely you sometimes have suicidal tendencies, but you are often also dumb enough to find the right tools to kill yourself. In a nut shell your as ugly as shit left on a baboon's hairy asshole.
-Damn that girl is ugly

-N'aw that girl basely!!
by the.true.t.jones July 16, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Loosely based. May be used when referring to a book or film.
Jack Kerouac’s characters are basely on his close friends.
by Brad Adams October 14, 2004
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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