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Bertolin 

Cat whomst shall be worshipped as our Lord and Saviour.
Friend 1: Have you heard of Bertolin?
Friend 2: Isn't that your cat.
Friend 1: Yes, shall we worship it?
Friend 2: As our Lord and Saviour.
Bertolin by Nerdmind May 8, 2021
1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.
Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008

Bartholin 

The gland located in the vaginal region of the female body that lubricates the vagina during intercourse.
Shawty's Bartholin's Gland gave me a Super Soaker of an experience!
Bartholin by Jimbothy... June 4, 2018

barteling 

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room
I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.
barteling by Barteling August 6, 2014

DJ BARTOLINO 

Spanish slang for fingering. When a male plays with a vagina to the point it looks like he's on dj turntables.
Pelocho: I didn't fuck Sonia but I did make Dj Bartolino several times.

Audience: Cool story bro.
DJ BARTOLINO by Trovattore June 12, 2013
Created in Houston, TX by King_Bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. Properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. Must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. In expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.
Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!
bartini by King_Bartini March 15, 2015