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Bargain Basement Becky 

That girl or chick at the bottom hierarchy of the sexual food chain you call when 1-8 are not available.

1. Wife
2. Girlfriend

3. Boo
4. Friends with benefits

5. Sidepiece

6. Smash

7. Booty call
8. Jump off
9. Bargain Basement Becky
I’m gonna have to call Jai to come over tonight.

You can’t call Bre, Stacey or anyone else.

Nope tonight I have to settle for a Bargain Basement Becky.
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Bargain Basement Becky 

The name given by the wife or the girlfriend after finding out about their husband or boyfriend’s below subpar quality mistress or sidepiece who look like she came from a bargain basement compared to her.
I told him messing around with a BBB will get him in a lot of trouble if his wife finds out.

What the Better Business Bureau?

No a Bargain Basement Becky but after his wife went in on him during their divorce he wish had messed around with that BBB.
A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)
Bartaj is daddy
Bartaj by mrey97 November 29, 2018
a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Home Bargains 

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.
Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya
Barta is a last name for great people. A Barta usually is very attractive and talented. Always successful, especially in things like sports and music. If you ever find someone with Barta in their name, keep them in your life, because they are special. Sure, they may be a little intimidating with how great they are, but it’s in their blood. They’re whole family will be attractive and good looking, you might find yourself asking if they’re models or something.
Oh of course he’s good at that! He’s a Barta!

Why are all the Barta’s so good looking!?
Barta by Tara Davenport July 26, 2018