the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.
"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"
"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"
"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"
"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"
"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"
by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011
A Container or vessel commonly used to safeguard gold coins, potions or magical weapons of unimaginable power. It is a close relative of the Crate which is the updated version.
by artbug July 12, 2013
Derived from Walter White putting bodies in barrels in Breaking Bad
That guy gets a barrel for hitting his girlfriend.
Wow, that guy at McDonalds was a dick, he needs a barrel.
Text Example
Me: WTF why did you bang my girlfriend.
Friend: You weren't gonna do it.
Me: Barrel
Friend: Fuck You
Me: Fine, double barrel
That guy gets a barrel for hitting his girlfriend.
Wow, that guy at McDonalds was a dick, he needs a barrel.
Text Example
Me: WTF why did you bang my girlfriend.
Friend: You weren't gonna do it.
Me: Barrel
Friend: Fuck You
Me: Fine, double barrel
by Ardynn March 5, 2021
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