A person who eats an abnormal ammount of food
to do a barker - to eat a hell of alot
barkering - eating an abnormal ammount
by Stig117 February 24, 2008
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Lame person that has sex with dogs and plays wow all day.
You damn barker! Stop banging Bailey and leveling your rogue!
by McShakes October 13, 2009
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n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion
by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005
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2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.
That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.
by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
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Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.
He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.
by Legallywasted December 14, 2013
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To be 'Barkered', is to be a person (of the male or female variety) who has become victim to a brutal facial rape by an out of control lout. Said lout can be identified by excessive self nipple rubbing, or, alternatively, prior to attack, you will meet his gaze and be sucked in to a terrifying death stare where the lout will vigorously bite his bottom lip in anticipation of the meal to come.
victim - OH MY GOD some guy just nearly sucked my face off in a washing machine of tongue and lip action

standard LAD - yer you just got barkered....... slag
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1. A man in front of an area such as a circus or side show, talking and shouting to get people interested in buying a ticket or spending money; often wearing a straw hat, and a red and white striped blazer.
2. A dog that barks too much.
3. An unattractive female.
1. That barker really cost me a fortune with his fast talking!!!
2. That little barker next door kept me up all night long!!
3. Man...that girl over there is a real barker... woof-woof!
by thedzone August 7, 2010
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