A bargain between two individuals in which one party receives both a sexual favor AND has the other person do their chores. It may seem imbalanced, and it is.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind doing my laundry?
Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.
Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.
*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
Person 2: Only if you let me give you a blow job.
Person 1: Wow, that's definitely a toltonian bargain, but I'm still definitely into it.
*Proceeds to do laundry and suck member
by S-Shape on-lock2 October 8, 2013
by Pew Pew 69r June 15, 2011
by ourkid1984 April 16, 2008
1. Where the boss sits you down and tells you how you will be paid. or screwed over, there is no "bargaining"
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
I prefer to call it "entrprise shafting" and hey, if you don't like it, theres the door.
2. Nothing to do with star trek, Pickard, or Kirk haggling for new phasers.
This enterprise bargaining is so win win, i work an 80hr week for the pay of a 40hr week, fantastic!
by jamesbrown May 2, 2003
A totally unorthadox move best practised in KFC, usually performed by a "slutty" person. Is also referred to the genitalia of an unsavoury person - note the "bargain", implying that the foresaid person is cheap.
1. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, she is SUCH a bargain bucket."
2. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, have you SEEN her bargain bucket?"
3. "Paris Hilton gave me a bargain bucket last night. It was awesome!"
2. "Paris Hilton - oh my god, have you SEEN her bargain bucket?"
3. "Paris Hilton gave me a bargain bucket last night. It was awesome!"
by Jen der Bende March 26, 2007
A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."
He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"
by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022
Dora agreed to go out with him only if he'd keep his mask on the whole time. Now he can't even kiss her.
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
Hard to date these days - have to make these Faucian bargains...
by Bad Dog 12 December 4, 2020