The plastic blonde bimbo that captures the hearts of many young girls. She can get her way with anything. She appearently has the greatest boyfriend on earth, the greatest sisters, a new car every week, a new house, including a pool, every month, and even her very own mermaid clone. ect...
by Timbolicious January 16, 2008
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
A deformed doll that is supposedly "pretty" even though her legs take up two thirds of her body i.e.: legs and a head. If she were real she'd suffer from severe gastric problems due to her waist being freakishly small.
I like to dress Barbie, but wish she looked more normal and didn't wear pink all the time. The Japanese Barbie is cuter since she resembles an Anime character. I submitted a picture of her.
by fags-in-the-shower January 18, 2006
by DizzyLizzy June 18, 2007
This is the most popular attempt at an insult, amongst jealous women, towards a pretty female. Barbie is a doll that was modeled over the perfect woman. Beautiful, smart and successful. Yes, Barbie is a DOLL, we all know that. Barbie REPRESENTS the perfect woman. Barbie is so beautiful, she is almost perfect. Fat, short, insecure, masculine women often call beautiful women "Barbie" because they can't find one bad thing to say about said girl. So, they make a sad attempt at insulting the girl's beauty. If someone looks like a Barbie doll, it means they look virtually perfect. The ONLY reason a female EVER calls another female Barbie, is out of jealousy. Period.
"That girl is so pretty, she can't be real. I can't think of anything bad to say about her. She's almost perfect. Dammit! I can't find anything wrong with her! She looks like a Barbie doll."
"Look at her, with those white teeth, that long, thick hair, that perfect skin, those high heels, all that perfect makeup, and those expensive, fashionable clothes. She looks like a Barbie."
"Look at her, with those white teeth, that long, thick hair, that perfect skin, those high heels, all that perfect makeup, and those expensive, fashionable clothes. She looks like a Barbie."
by Corneliusj September 17, 2006
1) a tiny doll who has the perfect body, but if you take those attributes and put them on a real woman, she looks disgusting with a long neck and a thin waste. has a perfect boyfriend, and a perfect little sister, a number of movies and merchindise
2)slang for barbeque
2)slang for barbeque
by hippooo April 12, 2008
Barbie is a plastic doll made by mattel.
She has shown no morals, no values, and has posioned the minds and lessened the self esteam of our young girls since the 1930's.
Let us review.
1. Girls believe they must have a TINY waist like this doll, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
2. Girls belive they must have large breasts, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
3. Girls believe they MUST be blonde, preppy, and popular to have any hope in their lives.
4. Girls belive boyfriends must be Ken-like or that-new-surfer-guy-like.
5. If barbie is so DANG popular. why do you have to BUY her friends?
Barbie should NOT be the "standard" for our young girls.
She has shown no morals, no values, and has posioned the minds and lessened the self esteam of our young girls since the 1930's.
Let us review.
1. Girls believe they must have a TINY waist like this doll, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
2. Girls belive they must have large breasts, because, barbie is the perfect girl, correct?
3. Girls believe they MUST be blonde, preppy, and popular to have any hope in their lives.
4. Girls belive boyfriends must be Ken-like or that-new-surfer-guy-like.
5. If barbie is so DANG popular. why do you have to BUY her friends?
Barbie should NOT be the "standard" for our young girls.
Girl 1 :Hey!!! Lets play barbies!
Girl 2 :Uh.. i'd rather not.. im reading Harry Potter.
Girl 1 :You're such a freak
Girl 2: O.o
Girl 1 will go nowhere in life.
Girl 2 :Uh.. i'd rather not.. im reading Harry Potter.
Girl 1 :You're such a freak
Girl 2: O.o
Girl 1 will go nowhere in life.
by vicvic30 April 13, 2007