He sat in the chair, prepared for the barborian to give him a trim and a temporary lobotomy. He did not care who Justin Bieber was dating, what next week's weather was supposed to be, or who might have a shot at the playoffs.

barborian by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

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Barborosa Ape

A warlike man with one thing on his mind, a buffoon like male, who thinks he is a warlord but in fact is a clown and everyone secretly despises him for it.

Often used as an insult by siblings especialy in the south of England, Crawley has a lot of barbarossa apes.

Wow..hes thinks he won the war all by himself but hes just a Barborosa ape

Barborosa Ape by jennI August 14, 2012

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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schmegegge

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

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