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Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die
That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed
Bandage by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain
Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:
Bandage Soaker by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Bandage Baby 

A baby that is conceived to restore a failing marriage.
Do you really think slapping a bandage baby on your marriage will fix it?”
Bandage Baby by Cannabisius March 3, 2021

bandage and manage 

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

Bandage(s) 

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.
Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.
Bandage(s) by bumblehouse November 27, 2023

Whore bandage 

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.
Whore bandage by Jesucka August 5, 2009