by Bob And Logan May 21, 2022
band kids are the epitome of musical nerd-dom. they not only slay dragons in their spare time, but if there was a zombie apocolypse, they would rock shit.
band kid - hey, i like to defeat crime and accomplish other assorted tasks in my spare time!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
jesus - well no wonder, you're a band kid!!
by idocoolstufflikekilldragons September 6, 2010
Any person by the name, Alex, Amy, Benjamin, Bernard, Coleen, Dylan, Eva, Felix, Gavin, Hudson, Inessa, Joan, Joshua, Kaitlin, Leuis, Morgan, Niko, Nicole, Oscar, Patrick, Peter, Quentin, Ryan, Ryland, Sophia, Trevor, Uilleam, Vince, Vivian, Weston, Walter, Xzavier, Yvonne, Zachary, or Zane. Usually loves callmecarson but doesn't get the jokes he says. Usually doesn't swear, Usually is a tryhard and tries to become a popular Fortnite or CSGO streamer. Usually looks at reddit and discord way to much. Usually freaks out over everything Nintendo ever puts out no matter how much they truly care because they think they're cool when they're not, even if they don't have the console to play it on. Usually thinks Xbox kids are annoying and PlayStation kids are rich-asses. Usually overplay meme or pop songs for years to come. Usually repeat memes that came out in 2018. Usually very animated and make weird faces or poses. Usually Band Kids.
"Hey Alex, did you watch callmecarson's PORNHUB VIDEO?"
"Yes Josh, I don't know what a condom is."
"Me Either lol, lets go get some big chungus and play fortnite on twitch."
"Oh you are both such Band Kids!"
"Yes Josh, I don't know what a condom is."
"Me Either lol, lets go get some big chungus and play fortnite on twitch."
"Oh you are both such Band Kids!"
by Lil’ Globglogabgalab January 25, 2021
A band kid is usually someone who really enjoys watching pewdiepie or is obsessed with anime or hentai. A band kid is also very likely to have had sexual relationships with siblings or for example “peeing in each others mouth”
by Michael Phillips November 25, 2020
Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 5, 2021
A kid who spends a unhealthy amount of time on Reddit, Discord or Tumblr has a discord kitchen 99% of the time probably smells like Anit Freeze mixed with gas hair is so greasy that McDonald's needs him to operate the deep fryers Personally revolves around LGBTQ, Dream, Tommyinit, Quackity, Techoblade Hates Apple products uses a gas station Android phone on boost mobile Has a Nintendo switch and makes unfunny jokes about communism or can sometimes be a very relaxed person (rare) Band kids usually reak of dog shit mixed with a blown head gasket.
Person 1: Yo look at Tim he has the same fit since 2019
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
Person 2: Yeah and he smells like fucking blown head gaskets and I drive a Subaru WRX
Band kid: *blasting USSR Anthem on a gas station Android phone*
by dollarstoregas January 27, 2023
A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023