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banana, but better. please use bananer instead of banana, it is superior.
bananer is a version of the word banana that is clearly superior not only because of it ending with -er but is also funnier. it has variations such as "bananba" or "banan"
Jacob: banana soup
Kevin: you fucking moron
Jacob: what
Kevin: use bananer
Jacob: why
Kevin: don't question, just do it
Jacob: ok
Kevin: thank you
Jacob: no problem
bananer by perbone artu July 2, 2021
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A slur associated with the Asian race specifically South East Asians.
These goddamn bananers are ruining our country!
Bananer by Hdnsnhwndbd October 19, 2021
"Jag gillar bananer" i like bananas

"jag också " me too
Bananer by milflovers69420 March 28, 2022
a slur for Guatemalans that Mexicans, Lebanese, Jews, and other non central american Latinos call them; for there main export of being bananas and being also "beaners" A slur for mexicans
Mexican: I went to belize
Guatemalan: where?
Jewish: belize
Guatemalan: it's not a place? it's guatemala!
Lebanese: shut up bananer

green bananer 

A green bananer refers to Exhibit A : a male or female who fails to get action. Hence, the banana (Exhibit B) being pursued is unpeeled by the eater (Exhibit A) and thus the banana (B) is too ripe.
"Justin is a true green bananer, that kid hasn't been laid in a year!"

"Watch out Izzy, that guy's a green bananer. He won't last long...."
green bananer by JUKAIZZY October 27, 2007

top bananer 

You guys are fantastic. Great job! Top bananer!
top bananer by Frenezyfucker April 15, 2016

Bruce Banner

Known as the alter ego for the Hulk. It is also known as someone who has a green vein on their penis. Not many people are sure as to why the green vein is there, but it could only be known as radioactive.
Doctor, you may want to come look at this. This guy has a Bruce Banner, and his name is DJShockJock.
Bruce Banner by Djshockjock April 7, 2019