To stick a ripe banana in the ass.
I need to go to the bathroom and give myself a banana split.
1. a tasty, TASTY treat made with a Banana, ice cream, chocolate, caramel and strawberry toppings or something like them in some semblance of that order, with whipped cream, nut sprinkles, in a special Vessel called a Banana Boat. Made for eating on hot days in summer, or when the consumer feels crappy and needs victuals for oroesopha-Gastrointestinal comforting...
2. When pluralised, and preceded by the specific 'The', as The Banana Splits,
is a children's cartoon, that defies that description, given the content and the time (Late sixties vintage) that it was made...
tra la la, tra la la, tra la la!
Tra la la, tra la la, tra la la...
one banana, two banana....
You get the rest.
When you fuck a girl in the ass, fuck her tits and jizz on them. The dick is the banana, shit= chocolate, jizz=whipped cream, and her nipples are the cherries.
Damn, Becky must have been really horny when she requested that banana split...then she instantly regretted it when I asked her to eat it.
When a male sits on desk, most likely old and you could see the shape of his penis and balls.
while in class...
ana, "look at the teacher crotch"
juju, "ughh thats nasty"
ana, "that looks like a banana split !"
juju "thats gross"
ana "hey shut up, thats your type of banana spilt"
3 some involving white washed asian (banana), black girl (chocolate) and white girl (vanilla) with the 2 girls on top.
Hey ladies, care to join me for a banana split?
1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.
2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.
3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.
1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!
Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!
2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!
Kids: *Let go of me!!*
*That's not third base man*
*And then she said...*
*You should ssooo do that!*
Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!
*Kids shut up in confusion*
3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?
Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer a banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.
Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.