Lip Balm

a confused little boy who doesn't jerk off but fancies watching his fathers jerk off and poop on eachother.

boy1: dude sick! are your dads in there having sex??
boy2: yeahhh dudee wanna be a lip balm and watch??
boy1: only if i can join.

by meowmixpleasedeliver January 24, 2010

Lip Balm

gel used on your vagina for itch relief

I was feeling uncomfortable, so I bought some lip balm to stop the itching.

by Man Nuts January 24, 2009

man-balm

male ejaculate - from Man. and Balm!

MANBALM!

He couldn't avoid spraying them with man-balm.

by Shteeevie May 10, 2004

heart balm

A class of common law love crimes largely extinct but that generally would be awesome to be convicted of. Includes breach of a promise to marry, seduction of an unmarried female (sex under false pretenses of marriage), alienation of affections (persuading a married person to hate their spouse), criminal conversion (civil tort of adultery), and jactitation of marriage (pretending to be married to someone you're not).

Nick became eminently more popular after being convicted of heart balm for seducing Aaron's mom.

by barbored July 18, 2009

glory balm

noun:

1) Ointment used to treat rashes obtained at Glory Holes

2) Salve for reducing irritation and inflammation caused by inserting ones penis through a Glory Hole

Hey Harvey, ya got any Glory Balm?

Yeah - you itching again from that truck-stop men's room incident?

by EvilBastid October 25, 2013

lip balm

When someone says something to another person (or group of persons) that, for one reason or another, does not illicit a response. (This phrase was created amongst a group of friends attending Lewis College, Illinois, in the early 1970's, when one of them picked up a tube of ointment labeled LIP BALM, and said to the group, "Whose lip balm is this?" When no one acknowledged that he had even spoken, the person repeated the phrase, "Lip balm... lip balm...")

When I gave my opinion to the discussion group about the latest Tom Hanks movie, everyone completely lip balmed me!

by Bill Telfer August 30, 2005

ball bag balm

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered

Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?

by Reidp3 August 14, 2006