Any blob found stuck to your shoe (usualy a piece of electrical tape) after loading out a convention ballroom event or concert.
Matt: "After that loadout I had a ton of Ballroom Boogers stuck to my shoe!!!"
Andrew: "Me to I was glued to the floor and had to leave my shoes stuck there!!"
by Matthew Walker May 3, 2006
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Franticly rearranging one's testicles due to lack of bollock space, or 'ball room'. NOT a casual affair. Only covers emergency rearrangements.
"Why are you smelling your fingers?"
"Just had to rearrange both of my vegetables. These new undies are giving me serious grief."
"Ahhh, the old Ballroom Blitz. Well wash your hands before you eat any more popcorn chicken."
by Jeff Vader 1990 September 14, 2014
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1. The awkward shaking, stepping motion that occurs when a male attempts to adjust the position of his genitalia while walking.

2. The act of performing the above action.
1. Man, that was an obvious ballroom dance.

2. You shouldn't ballroom dance in public.
by FlyingxKnife December 5, 2010
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The gonadular jiggle permitted by a spacious pant.
Christopher Lee, wearing a skirt, stoically allowed himself a defiant Ballroom Dance in the face of oncoming traffic.
by 535 October 9, 2012
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(n) A riot in a nightclub or other performance space in which the audience physically assaults the performer(s), typically by throwing things at them.
"And the man in the back said "Everyone attack!" and it turned into a ballroom blitz." -- "The Ballroom Blitz," song by Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman
by MarcXS May 23, 2020
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When two same-sex people dance ballroom dancing together.
On the new season of So You Think You Can Dance two men displayed a hilarious scene of brokeback ballroom!
by snappystef May 24, 2009
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When you about to fuck, but it hits midnight and the bitch runs off and leaves her glass dildo.
My tinder date left in a rush, and now I'm stuck in a Blue Ballroom
by JoshuaLeeYoung January 27, 2019
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