Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 27, 2019

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

Popped balloon head

A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.

“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”

Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod

by Jizzy G-Dogg November 5, 2018

balloon tears

1. a fat, crying kid.

2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.

1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!

by Useless Man June 14, 2023