Ball Cap

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Similar to the teabag, in this instance, the male places his genitals on top of the head of a female partner, (or a friend to be embarrassed). The balls rest on their head as if they were a cap, the penis of course is the Bill of the Ball Cap.

That asshole went out on a date with my sister, I came home and they were watching TV on my couch so i just gave him a ball cap.

Ball Cap by Littlelando17 January 21, 2009

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Ball cap

A cap with a visor,which may be worn either in the front or back; a baseball cap. Typically worn as ordinary casual headgear by men,not meant to be impressive.

Kenny,Kevin,Tom,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Harun,and Jim are all content to wear plain,simple ball caps. How dull and mediocre. Oh,well,as long as they're contented.

Ball cap by JMC70 November 22, 2016

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ball cap

Cap worn whilst balling

What up, Captain that's one helluva a ball cap you're wearin??

ball cap by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

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Ball Cap Koresh

The cool new haircut adorned by unincorporated white male children, typically paired with a ball cap making them look like David Koresh: The Zumiez edition.

Him: You see that East County kid's hair?
Me: The Ball Cap Koresh? Yeah, that's the hot new thing in El Cajon and Lakeside.

Ball Cap Koresh by chabooksauce March 21, 2023

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flat billed ball cap

The 21st century dunce hat.

The flat billed ball cap, is the modern day dunce hat... brah.

flat billed ball cap by Kirkury May 29, 2022

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Cap and Ball Torture

The illicit practice of not lubricating the cylinders on Cap and Ball Revolvers before firing.

Union Soldier 1: "Ole Henry over there is into Cap and Ball Torture"

Union Soldier 2: "That boy ain't right, Sam Colt and God didn't intend man to shoot dry!"

Cap and Ball Torture by WarFrog___935 April 4, 2023

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Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

Ur ball sack a small cap by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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