Definitions by WOTWIDTCI

mutton chops 

Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin

Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.

mutton chops by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

ball cap 

Cap worn whilst balling

What up, Captain that's one helluva a ball cap you're wearin??

ball cap by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

badbastard

A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.

That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.

badbastard by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

shitsuperstar

Any object used in competition that is 1/2 the size of your opponent's

I would have won that turkey jerk off contest had my bird not had a shitsuperstar penis

shitsuperstar by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

stetson 

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

stetson by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003