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5 definitions by WOTWIDTCI

 
1.
Sideburns in excess of 2 inches in length. See also: Van Buren, Martin
Martin Van Buren had a mad set of mutton chops.
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
 
2.
A breakfast meal consisting of one dozen or more food items.
That badbastard this morning gave me righteous diarrhea.
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
 
3.
Any object used in competition that is 1/2 the size of your opponent's
I would have won that turkey jerk off contest had my bird not had a shitsuperstar penis
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
 
4.
Cap worn whilst balling
What up, Captain that's one helluva a ball cap you're wearin??
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003
 
5.
Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk
Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.
by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003