Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

licks balls

This slang phrase originated in the North of England, and literally means 'rocks'. From the latin 'kicks ass'....

Guns'N'Roses lick balls....
Hazza does not lick balls

by H.Monkey November 3, 2004

licks balls

the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin' good

"that totally licks balls"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004

shit balls dick lick

When a person wipes their ass from their back all the way to the end of their penis and then gets a blow job.

Holy shit balls dick lick your cock taste like poo.

by sheet metal man February 25, 2010

u lick balls xD

it's worse then "your mom gay" or "your dad lesbian" use at risk. saying these words may end our existence.

guy 1: hey dude

guy 2: what

guy 1: your mom gay lol

guy 2: oh yeah? your dad lesbian lmao

giga chad: nah fam u lick balls xD

by u lick balls xD guy August 5, 2022

licking balls

its fucking amazing. the taste of cheese is amazing.

licking balls means to burn off your uncles pants and go down on him and lick his smelly cheese balls.

by ballsinmydickhole6969420 July 11, 2021

licked balls

When your balls have been sucked on so much they are perminantly red.

Me: Hey man whats wrong with your balls?
Friend: Oh, my girlfriend shit on my dick then sucked on my balls till I got licked balls.

by 1337af April 25, 2014