by DarkBelthazor May 27, 2007
Harald Baldr is a famous youtube personality, world-renowned as the muffsiah. Known across the globe under different names (including Heraldo Baldieri, Berald, Hertald, Herald and Harold), he is a man who excels in different aspects of life and also developed several skills over the years, including:
- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating
He is also:
Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff
Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.
- banning idiots and/or people who come from India
- deadlifting right after eating the world's worst pizza
- driving a hard bargain
- herting people's feeling
- investigating
He is also:
Friend of dog
God of pig
Lover of pussycat
Keeper of Jeff
Slayer of muff
Harald is also a singer, in 2019 he released his first single "It's Raining Muff" which sold over 1 million copies.
Benjamin: "oh man, that Russian muff was quite tasty. I bet Mr. Harald Baldr would approve"
Tim K: "make Harald great again"
Tim K: "make Harald great again"
by Burundi November 26, 2019
The ancient Norse god of light, courage, and wisdom. Was made by her pussy-ass mom to not get hurt by anything. She forgot mistletoe though, which Loki, god of mischief and serpents, used to kill Baldr with an arrow made out of the stuff. TL;DR, this MF got killed by a fucking plant because her dumbass mom forgot it. Odin imprisons Loki under the earth where venom is constantly dripped into his eyes, incidentally triggering Ragnarok.
Baldr: Fuck you Loki
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
Loki: Fuck you too *Stabs him 37 times with mistletoe*
Odin: Loki wtf, to the underground snake prison you go!
Loki: You've killed thousands of Jotun and other gods, casually threw away my children, have been basically gaslighting everyone you know, and now you're imprisoning me for eternity over a god that doesn't even matter? Fuck y'all, I'll see you in Ragnarok.
by Generic_Name idk March 6, 2022