bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

bald-headed champ

Penis
See penis, cock, one-eyed monster, wang.

Hey baby, how would you like to go one-on-one with the bald-headed champ?

I gave that slut three rounds with the bald-headed champ.

by danejuan June 30, 2005

bald headed sally

woman who shaved her head bald

Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally

by yamamamon December 11, 2011

Bald headed hoe shit

Women taking what we want and dismissing what we dont want. You're whatever we say you are. We know the difference between love and lust & we are completely sexually liberated in order to please ourselves and not take from the next. Fierce, independent dope ass soul ...but most of all... We do what we WANT. Cause Boy Fuck You!

I'm on my bald headed hoe shit tonight. Somebody nappy headed son bout tuh catch this work then ima ghost his ass.

by BellaMafia March 30, 2019

bald head hoe shit

Dumb or Stupid ass shit.

Dat gurl need to get off dat BALD HEAD HOE SHIT!

by BEAUTIFULL March 23, 2005

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker February 13, 2011

bald-headed genius

Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.

When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.

by LarryGuccione April 4, 2010