Balconite

A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.

Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

Balconite by Jim Raynor and Chuck Norris June 13, 2010

balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...

We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement

balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

Baconitis 

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

Baconitis by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016

Bawcomite 

Noun,
A Bawcomite is a resident of West Monroe, LA, that resides in the area past Thomas Rd. and continues to Chenerie Lake. These beings can be characterized by having at least two broke-down vehicles on their front lawn, lack of sufficient teeth, their compulsion to cover windows with aluminum foil, and their ability to gather at bars and strip clubs. Bawcomites can usually be found at {Classic Foods aka {Bawcomville Central}.

Don't go past New Natichitoches St. after dark, because you might run into a wiley Bawcomite.

Bawcomite by I_am_Chrissy August 7, 2006

Baconated

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Baconated by Francis de la Bacon July 23, 2010

Balconia 

Balconia is a term used when you couldn't go on vacation. It means you spent your vacation at home (on your balcony).

Where did you go on vacation?

I went to Balconia!

Balconia by Beroboby August 28, 2009

Balconist 

A balconist(s) is someone, or group of people, who spend a lot of time out on a balcony. Typically smoking weed or grilling. Extra points if you bring your fuzzy blanket outside while you do it. Don’t forget your dog and favorite lighter! Balconists UNITE!

I smell that sticky icky from here! It must be the balconists next door.

Balconist by nyquilhoe March 6, 2022