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when you are doing a girl, and before you finish, you cum in one eye, shit in the other, and dunk your balls in her mouth like eggs.
i gave her a Balanced breakfast in bed
by balancedbreakfastlover_2 May 10, 2008
When you are doing a girl or she is giving you head, right before you cum you pull out and jiz in one of her eyes and then take a shit in the other. As the happens you must yell out BALANCED BREAKFAST!
i gave that girl a distusting diarehha balanced breakfast yesterday
by Balanced Breakfast Lover March 13, 2008
The act of eating milk and cereal out of yo girls pussy or ass.
My girlfriend let me eat a balanced breakfast today fuck yeah
by NegroV2 May 29, 2016
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