After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
Get the Bakewell Tartmug. After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.
by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016
Get the Bakewell Tartmug. When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009
Get the bakewell tartmug. This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"
by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021
Get the Joe Bakewell Tartmug. The sexual act of ejaculating onto a partner's face whilst their nose is painted red; like the cherry on a Bakewell tart
by rareritings May 7, 2022
Get the Bakewell tartmug.