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After a session of heavy banging culminating in a cream-pie the woman fills herself with cherries then gets the man to dig the mixture out with his tongue.
For dessert last night, she force-fed me a bakewell tart.
by Sarah-Lee September 16, 2012
When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009