Baker

Someone that always smokes weed. A stoner gets stoned just like a baker gets baked.

That kid always smokes weed, what a baker!

by J-MAN3245 May 11, 2010

Baker

This describes someone who makes bread (a.k.a money)

Ex. I’m tryna be a CEO so I can be a baker.

Ex. I can’t hang out today I gotta go to work and bake.

by Moose Uh June 23, 2019

Baker

Nick named the Rhino at school and I dont know why. Well educated and well hung in the y front department.Love my life very happy .Baker the lady taker but I've settled down .Loved by all hated by the jealous few.Well liked everyone wants a piece of me .But enough is enough.Handsome loveable and can go all night

Baker the baby maker

by Bigballs baker October 08, 2019

Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.

That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.

by floyd barber April 24, 2011

Baker

a hella tight mountain in washington state

many who go there smoke weed

lets get baked at baker

by rockinitfolyf October 20, 2008

Baker

1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.

1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!

by cheemjoeknee December 04, 2011

Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014