Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato
by stufdcrw February 25, 2021
Tom: Man, last night was lit!
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
Jeff(the slightly unattractive one): Yeah, but I have work tomorrow..
Tom: It's alright, man. You're already a baked potato anyway. I'm sure no one will notice.
by That_user_with_a_name April 28, 2017
A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.
It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.
by dgrinder February 3, 2017
Friend A: Whats for dinner.
Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.
Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!
ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.
Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.
Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.
Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!
ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.
Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.
by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 5, 2016
When youre face fucking a girl and she vomits all over your dick then she puts a condom on it to let it bake then she takes it off and keeps giving you a good succ
by Samsungwasher October 28, 2017
Insert a frozen stick of butter in a chicks ass then as it melts use the liquid butter as lube. Best used in the doggy position.
by Smoke shack confessional July 11, 2021
the act of scaring someone so bad that they shit themselves thereby creating what looks like a large baked potato on their pants.
by darthdaddydaadfgasfdhgjhgdkg April 24, 2017