Baked bean

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 2, 2015

Baked Beans

A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure

person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side

by jonah takalau April 10, 2008

Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

by Poopie Girl January 22, 2009

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz October 11, 2005

baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010

baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank

Beans on toast all round
me: No thanks

by ogaiy June 18, 2003

baked beans

The term baked beans means to do ecstasy...to be rolling on x...to be rolling balls

We're gonna have baked beans tonight! YES!
You guys want some baked beans tonight, we can pick some up on the way home.

by banana July 7, 2004