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A small town north of durham, yet WORLDS away.
Pronounced buh-hay-muh.
Home of NASCAR driver, Steve Riggs.
One gas station, one stoplight, one post office, lots of cows.
Where is the heck Bahama?!
by Sandy Jones October 18, 2006
 
1.
A beautiful chain of caribbean islands off the coast of southeast Florida. I've never been there, but my entire grandfather's family is from The Bahamas And Puerto Rico. The Bahamas a.k.a "The Commonwealth Of The Bahamas," has a population of about 260,000 people, bahamian people speak english and some speak Creole. Suprisingly, 85% of all the bahamian population is black. The capital of The Bahamas is Nassau. 32% of the people are Baptist, 20% are Anglican, 19% are Roman Catholic, 12% are Protestant, 6% are Methodist, 6% are Church of God, and 5% other.
Credits to www.dictionary.com for this information. Love You My Grandfather, Melbourne M. Treco Jr, 1936-2002, R.I.P
by bahamian soldier July 12, 2005
 
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I from Bahamas and from the previous definition you are like so wrong Bahamas has great beaches, nice weather and is great for a nice place to relax. What can I say Bahamas is a great place :D.
Bahamas is Beautiful.
by wwewatcher January 10, 2006
 
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A chain of 700 islands in the Caribbean Sea that was claimed for Spain in 1492, but switched back and forth between British, Spanish, and Pirate rule between 1648 and 1783, at which point it became a colony of Great Britain. The Commonwealth of The Bahamas became independent on July 10th, 1973. A beautiful land of hot Bahama-mamas, relaxing reggae remix, partying all night long, and the smell of papaya in the air.
My father is an illegal immigrant of The Bahamas
by Taylor Robert Koehler May 09, 2005
 
4.
A very beautiful country with really crazy drivers.

A typical tourist will note the beautiful beaches and clear water and the fact that they probably just got hit by a bus full of other tourists being driven by a crazy man.
Example 1: Wow, the Bahamas are beautiful! Let's go swimming!

Example 2: DAMMIT TO HELL. THAT'S THE THIRD TIME I'VE ALMOST BEEN HIT BY A CAR!
by Wadeford March 22, 2009
 
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A quantitative measurement of hilarity created by iphone autocorrect.
Me: You would think that a chupacabre would have determined a better prey than a goat by now. Right, trashbag?

Trashbag: Bahamas x 3. Yes, I figure he would be attacking small sheep by now.
by leevictory March 23, 2012
 
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A pretty worthless country or w/e the hell this excuse for a land is
Bro are you from Bahamas ??
Yuh ....y
DUDE YOUR FUCKIN GAY LOL
by Trtyo December 22, 2005