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Bag of Water 

Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
"That dude Travis is such a Bag of Water, I think I might have to punch him in his mouth."

ugly bag of mostly water 

What a human being or other carbon-based life form appears to be, to a hypothetical silicon-based life form. From the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode "Home Soil".
A human beingHuman being is such an ugly bag of mostly water!

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text