Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

Bad Melon

Just something that is generally bad/devastating.
Or something is just generally unlucky.

Mike: Where were you?
John: O I was ill.
Mike: Man.. thats Bad Melon it was a good night

by Harrison Edwards May 5, 2008