Baconropes are attached to the Gluteus Pricycle which is located just below the spine which is the same as the spine on a book, except the spine on a book is usually attached to the pages with
glue whereas a spine spine (as in a spine, not a spine) is in fact attached to the rest of the body with
skin tissue, otherwise known as Ewww (technical name). Within the
skin tissue are located a number of organs, the same type which can be found in a large church. If you
play the internal organs in b flat you will find that you will undoubtedly shit yourself.