The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
by lady lover 2000 December 10, 2012
The Maple Bacon Law as it is known is a law that can be used as an excuse to overthrow any other excuse without question.
But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
But the excuse can only hold validity if the one using it has at least one packet of maple bacon within his household, otherwise there is no power behind the use of this law.
If Kevin decides he doesn't want to go out you invoke the Maple Bacon law which then overthrows any excuse he has therefore forcing him to adhere.
by E. Flynn April 28, 2012