Bacon Lady

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Bacon Lady

A female police officer. Sometimes known as a RoboBitch.

Don't ever call a bacon lady by that name within her hearing distance or you may be introduced to her pepper spray.

by MC May 14, 2006

Lady Bacon

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.

I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.

by Disgraceful bus driver January 9, 2011