2 definitions by Disgraceful bus driver

The term used to describe the excess flesh of a woman's labia majora which develops due to age as a result of a lifetime of usage and natural loss in tightness of the skin.
I watched some granny porn the other night, mass amounts of lady bacon mate.
by Disgraceful bus driver January 9, 2011
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Having a standard masturbation session with one big difference, either during, or as you ejaculate (depending on the preference of the individual) you are vomiting or wretching due to illness or forced regurgitation.
I had an amazing sick wank the other day, managed to chunder just as I came it was magic.
by Disgraceful bus driver March 21, 2011
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