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3 definitions by ballsinmouth

 
1.
A disease in which someone talks very slow and randomly places dry erase markers in their butthole.
My poor child attained Robert Bachman at birth.
by ballsinmouth January 02, 2010
 
2.
When somebody shits in your pillowcase and you lay down and feel the warmth of the shit rise into your ear.
Holy Moly, someone just gave me a warm marshmellow.
by ballsinmouth January 02, 2010
 
3.
a way black people say the word "like"
Yo man you gotta lyke my facebook status.
by ballsinmouth January 02, 2010